Anybody know a good Squirrel Stew Recipe?

So I have decided that I really don't like squirrels much! I bought a bird feeder over a year ago and hung it outside our window on our porch. There it has been for the last year and a half. We would constantly have birds eating at the feeder. I loved to see the different variety of birds, especially the blue birds, and cardinals. Now just recently I have had 2 stinkin' squirrels eating all my bird food out of the feeder. It used to be that I would fill the feeder once every 3 weeks. Well, I filled this feeder up and once the squirrels "discovered" the feeder the entire thing was gone in about 4 days. Plus the birds aren't even able to come around anymore. Peyton really liked watching the birds fly to the feeder. He likes the squirrels too, but they just chomp up all the food then the action is gone. I do have to say that my cat Spartacus loves watching the squirrels because the window is really close to the feeder. I have tried to scare the squirrels away, but I think they are used to me know. I even tried to throw Spartacus out there to chase the squirrels away, but he are a little bit spoiled and got really scared and ran back inside the house. A lot of good he has done. So, anybody have a way to get rid of the squirrels, or does anybody have a good squirrel stew recipe? Just wondering...
Spartacus looking at the tasty squirrel...if he was only not so chicken!